dorkydima:

u no touch my Dima

chefbecker:

so you got Putin and his wife Lydumila on the right. you have former French president Jacques Chirac and his wife in the center. and then all by his lonesome on the left is Dima. the photographer cut out Svetlana. poor Svetlana.

His inability to tell jokes. He tries really hard to be funny, but he always manages to give the punchline away. It’s super cute!

During those rare moments when Dima is not working, we’re not busy being parents to Ilya, and I’ve managed to lock Putin out of the house we both enjoy watching movies together.

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I will never tire of Dima. He is the love of my life.

Italy

No. She is a lovely person.

chefbecker:

here we have Putin about to strangle Valentina Matviyenko while a group of guys watch Dima kiss Svetlana

Most Russian men are perverts.

Hey, Putin! You should’ve put a ring on it.